Today I Wish Ozzy Ozbourne Would Walk Into Starbucks
Ozzy Ozbourne. I don’t listen to his music on purpose. But it’d be interesting to hear what he had to say. I don’t watch his stuff, I don’t agree with his life-style. But anyone who’s been around the block that many times probably knows something about life, human nature, and love. It’s all about love right?
Ozzy seems to think so. I’ll imagine I’m sipping a Grande Casi Cielo and he’s talking about how he should have been better to his wife. Actually, it’s not an apology according to the article he says he shouldn’t have married her. Obviously, the football-pad-like chip on his shoulder is keeping him at looking at life from any perspective, but “the Universe revolves around Ozzy” one. As a thought: he could have tried being a gentleman-rocker before his self-styled coprolization.
“Gentleman-rocker” hmm, I’d name a drink that, can’t think how the term will get used otherwise. Let’s call it a: white-moca caramel double shot upside down con lime slice. For kicks serve it with salt.
Maybe I’ll just read his memior: http://www.spinner.com/2010/01/27/ozzy-osbourne-memoir
-No I’m not getting any kickback
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